Kojo's Top Cartoon Dames

Wait a Sec!! Wednesdays with Kojo

So.. Let’s talk about Women for a Sec..

Women:just kidding

So.. Let’s talk about Cartoon bitches for a Sec..

MAN-ifesto:

“You can tell a great deal about a man by looking at what he does as opposed to what hat he says..

You can also tell a great deal about a man by judging the company that he keeps.

The largest measure of a man is, however, which cartoon bitch he’s fixing to get down with..”

HOTTEST CARTOON BITCHES:

Wait for it…Wait for it…..

1) Cheetarah:

I bet you that Panthro was tapping the Cheetah print off homegirl.. Now that I think about it, putting a hot woman in tight-fitting , red spandex is probably why I don’t mind biting…Oh silly Hasbro.

2) Jessica Rabbit:

This woman single-handedly gave children wood and made bestiality an option for the first time. ..And you thought that Disney was wholesome..

3) The Baroness:

To this day, my first two pre-requisites are black hair and an accent. And therapy.

4) Honorable Mention: Ms. Piggy:

Homegirl paved the way for interracial dating and gets points for being a complete whore. Also, Kermit may have found it way easier to be green if he wasn’t actively dodging homegirl’s jibblets all day. And they smelled like bacon. Wow. I just realized that Kermit used to turn down pussy AND bacon at the same time and that Jim Henson created homophobia. What a fag.

5) Scarlett:

bitch used to blow up helicopters with arrows. just arrows. Sounds raw, right? Trick had red hair. 

6)Jasmine from Aladdin, Pocahontas, and that Princess & Frog cartoon:

The only times crackers felt like usingcrayons darker than beige. I hope that white people burn in hell.

7)FYI:

Daphne from Scooby-Doo was a straight hooker.