Joel Frieders

Top 5 Things About Women That Fucking Suck Ass

 

Never before in my life have I ever wanted to stab myself in the grundle with a cattle prod more than now. Living with a woman isn't as cool as Charles in Charge made it out to be. Scott Baio, you fucked me up big time man, I hope you choke on a pog with ALF's face on it. (AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO BUDDY LEMBECK, THAT FUCKING COOZEMANAUT.) 
 
1. Emotions. ...

The Stone Foxes - Bears and Bulls

Today Kojo is in court trying to beat a mob action charge that stemmed from when he was street performing with the Narwhal Performers, a NYC performance troupe. From what I was told, Kojo was acting like a beached narwhal amongst a fleet of other beached narwhals, who were actually saddling up for a mai tai, when a policeman thought the group of bellowing humans-as-narwhals were a mob trying to attack a paper-mache clownfish.
The nerve of some policemen.

BUT, today I am going to...

Twin Shadow: Forget

On my first run through of this album I called it "depechey" and on the second and third times through I was searching for more evidence that it was in fact as "depechy" as I first assumed. It's just as "depechy" as I first assumed, but it's definetly not hiding its label of being a pop album. I'm still not totally sold on this album being a keeper, but I'm keeping it in my rotation to find out if Im really addicted to listening to it, or I'm just kind of...

Everything Everything - Man Alive

I love how people fight things that stick in their heads. Like FUCK THE BLACK EYE PEAS & THAT SONG I GOT A FEELIN, CATCHY ASS BULLSHIT. Are you fucking kidding? Not liking a band is one thing, but how can you completely hate on that song? Just because a fucking 11 year old girl knows every word, does that make it shit? Maybe. But everything I've read about Everything Everything contains an apparent level of "fuck these guys, their music is too catchy" which to me is a strange...

Void Pedal's Self Titled EP

I have this huge problem with music that started about 10 years ago. Either I fucking hate it or I fucking love it. The shit that takes up the "meh" center of my spectrum is normally stuff that I could do without entirely or just don't feel enough to keep in my collection of music that has narrowly outstretched my collection of tshirts as my prime addiction. I tend to shovel gigabytes of new music into my ipod, listen to it once, and either delete it or keep it, depending on if I...

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September 07, 2010